crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

deersjaw:

Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war

blameaspartame:

everyone’s a critic

blameaspartame:

everyone’s a critic

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

queefdollaz:

WE DEM BOYZ

queefdollaz:

WE DEM BOYZ

greathaircut:

COWARD GAMESTOP EMPLOYEES REFUSE TO GIVE ME CHEAT CODES TO SEE YOSHI NAKED. “HE’S ALREADY NAKED” THEY WHIMPER AS I DESTROY THEIR FILTHY STORE WITH HAMMERS

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

ahhmericanhorrorstory:

iraqlobster:

ahhmericanhorrorstory:

iraqlobster:

I JUST STARTED FREAKIG OUT BC I PICTURES MARRYING SOMEONE FROM 5SOS AND ITS FABULOUS

U mean ashton

no

"I actually pictured Ashton though"

I MEVER SAID THAT