Water park today wOOOOOO

Lol

Lol

A message from Anonymous
Let us dream that Justin has a big dick
A reply from clitt

okay but imagine you’ve always been a huge justin bieber fan and u finally have a change to meet ur idol so u buy a meet&greet package for 400 fucking dollars but it doesnt matter bc u love him so much… then the concert day comes, u have so much fun and finally when its time to meet him u awkwardly go to him and tell him how much you love him and how much he means to you then he hugs u and whispers into your ear “i wanna get to know u better my security will tell u where to wait” you almost pee ur pants and u go to the security guard and he walks u to a big locked room. then 20 minutes later justin comes in and starts aggressively kissing your neck. u think “hyfr 400 dollas finally worth it.” u kiss him back and he pushes you into a wall you start unbuttoning his pants while he does the same to you. he starts to play with your breasts and you moan into his ear “justin pls i want you”  he says “okay sweetheart” and starts kissing you passionately. he keeps teasing you but you cant wait to feel him inside. then you start begging “justin pls i cant take it anymore pls pUT IT IN..” and he looks at you and says “wtf bitch ive been thrustin for 15 minutes straight the fuck is wrong with u” he pulls out and walks away.. you sit there speechless he’s been thrusting all along but you couldnt even feel his dick wHO GONN HELP U WHEN THIS HAPPENS??? NOT ME!!!!!! IM SAVIN U THE TROUBLE

besturlonhere:

i dont know how electricity works. i dont care at all how it happens

zackisontumblr:

do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

moodycurdle:

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moodycurdle:

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moodycurdle:

ahhmericanhorrorstory:

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Let’s talk BOYS

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Luke is hot

Luke is hot

AMen